""Babe, babe," my ol' Dutch said to me as we were being seated for our meal, "I love it up 'ere, I really do, I do."
"Do you my little tea-cake? " I said. "What is it you like so much about having a meal in a restaurant five stories up with a view across the airport?"
"I like it because I like 'avin' me dinner five floors up wiv a view over an airport."
"Really?"
"Yeah, babe. I mean, look over there at the lights on all those planes coming in to land in the dark."
"Those are the headlights of the traffic on Southend Road, my darling. The airport is behind you."
"I thought the airport runway seemed a bit busy, babe.""

Paul Jones

"I've been coming here for years and the service and food quality keeps changing. They have a new menu which looks great but I was so disappointed. I ordered a club sandwich and this must have been the worse sandwich I've ever had for this price. It was a joke. I wouldn't have paid more than £5 for it and this was £13. You guys need to get your act together, this is poor when there are so any other great places around."

Sir Rothschild

"Sunday roast was absolutely awful. Never seen beef quite like it - well undercooked, thin slimy pieces which were almost impossible to cut and I only found around 10% of it edible.
Dessert of chocolate orange tart was average and certainly wouldn’t recommend.
Service good and restaurant itself very pleasant. Given it was a Sunday it should have been busier but having experienced the food I’m not surprised few customers. I didn’t complain as we were there for our daughter’s birthday and didn’t want to spoil the occasion but certainly won’t be going back to eat there."

Tina Ryan